I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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