are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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