Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I want you more than these girls want KFC
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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