I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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