my mouth tastes like poor choices
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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