Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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