So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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