I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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