just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
