Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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