Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
kristin has been a bad kristin
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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