Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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