you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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