too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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