"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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