Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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