Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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