Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
this will be a night to untag.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You ate ashes out of my bong
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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