I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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