I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
