Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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