My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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