People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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