Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my shit smells like andre
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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