then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
