do herpes really smell.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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