the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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