Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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