there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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