but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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