OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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