? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dignity is for republicans.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
