Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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