we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
