He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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