I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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