Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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