Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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