just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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