There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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