Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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