a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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