We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
