awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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