pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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