I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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