so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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