Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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