she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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