hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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