We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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