these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
