So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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